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False Facts

  • 80% of communists play guitars.
  • 34 out of 35 maple trees agree that White Castle is the most terrible restaurant chain of all time.
  • 45% of Siberian families eat kittens for brunch, as that is the way of the calculator god Crothulan.
  • Hugh Jackman was one of the survivors of the same plane crash that killed three members of Lynyrd Skynyrd.