All False Facts

All the false facts that have been posted.

14 Apr, 2026
• The substance from which pencil erasers are made was discovered as a byproduct of porcelain production.
• Half a pound of bacon contains twice as much nutritional value as an entire cantaloupe.
• 64% of mushroom species are edible, while only 12% are potentially lethal to humans.
• The first computer was made on planet V’larknag by Bob the great space ape. However the humans beat him to the patent office.
13 Apr, 2026
• Only seven percent of whales have taken singing lessons.
• One third of all intergalactic accidents happen within one lightyear of your home planet.
• The spine of a book is also called a “kitten”.
• The name “John Smith” sounds almost identical to the phrase “broken tooth” in Mongolian.
12 Apr, 2026
• Books don’t exist anymore.
• Sharpies should be handled with care, as they can cut you.
• Sham-wows are woven from God’s hair.
• Ninety percent of waitresses are out of work actresses.
11 Apr, 2026
• Calculators were originally made to wash dishes.
• Sixty-six percent of all interstates have a speed limit of seven miles per hour.
• One out of every three sweater-vests have come with a matching pair of plaid suspenders.
• Only six percent of Earth globes are life size.
10 Apr, 2026
• Exactly fifty percent of all dangling earrings dangle upwards.
• Three out of six squares don’t have edges.
• Lead is afraid of erasers.
• Baseball caps are made to keep the sun off the back of your neck.
9 Apr, 2026
• Chocolate is just white chocolate that has gotten a tan.
• The layers of the Earth are the crust, the mantle, the outer core and the inner core is just a rubber-band ball.
• Plasma is created when one heats the saliva of Chuck Norris.
• Only five people in the whole world have seen Slash’s face.
8 Apr, 2026
• Paperclips are a good alternative to light bulbs.
• Every three seconds a child in Africa dies from injuries sustained from stepping on Legos.
• Five percent of all socks are woven from barbed wire.
• Half of all blood turns green when it hits air.
7 Apr, 2026
• 95 percent of all people mean ‘yes’ when they say ‘no’.
• 700 people die every day in that moment between 11:59 and midnight when it is neither day nor night.
• Pepsi is 10 percent Coke.
• All Catholics are allergic to peanuts.
6 Apr, 2026
• A human can survive for several weeks without any lungs.
• If you attempt to both italicize and bold the same text, your hard drive will explode.
• You can get five radio stations on your braces at different times.
• Most rope is made from chinchilla hair.
5 Apr, 2026
• The number of people that died from watching too many episodes of Dragon Ball Z in one day is coincidentally 9001.
• Nintendo planned to create a 4DS in 1959, but it was cancelled. It became obsolete after doorstops were invented.
• The first person to enter the Guinness Book of World Records is in it solely for holding the record of “first person to enter the Guinness Book of World Records”.
• 64% of mushroom species are edible, while only 12% are potentially lethal to humans (if eaten in the dark).