Tag: old-false-facts

20 Apr, 2026
• Since 1997, there been 302 total jars of peanut butter sold.
• Most Mac users think that they bought a 3D Television instead of a computer.
• Whenever a website is created, Nicolas Cage is sent $12.
• In 2007 Julius Caesar declared war against the U.S. However he was inevitably defeated by Britain.
19 Apr, 2026
• Bing received its first 100 users on January 21, 2012.
• Zombies are not shuffling brain-eaters, but in fact, are productive members of society.
• Christmas trees were originally a monitoring device for homes with children.
• In England, it’s customary for every boy turning 13 to be initiated into polite society by being smacked in the face with a top hat.
18 Apr, 2026
• Superman once collided with a bird after getting his pupils dilated at the doctor.
• As a child, Brad Pitt wanted to be a mail man, but later settled for being a movie star.
• Most households use stereos as grills.
• The PlayStation 2 sold an estimated 2 copies.
17 Apr, 2026
• Fourteen people die from touching trace amounts of poison on a doorbell every day.
• Three out of every five ninja stars are made out of pure awesome.
• Ninety-eight point five percent of the world’s population is from Iceland.
• The first monochromatic rainbow was sighted in Denmark.
16 Apr, 2026
• Early models of HP computers outsold candy bars.
• When you stand up your lap goes to the moon.
• ‘The’ is the longest three-letter word in the English language.
• The song “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult is about a woman going to the circus.
15 Apr, 2026
• Time travel was not proven to be possible until 3012 by human #11134232569.
• The term “mad as a hatter” originated from the temporary insanity of Victorian-era haberdashers when being swamped with prom orders.
• Spinach is the number one rated kid food.
• Most presidents are left handed.
14 Apr, 2026
• The substance from which pencil erasers are made was discovered as a byproduct of porcelain production.
• Half a pound of bacon contains twice as much nutritional value as an entire cantaloupe.
• 64% of mushroom species are edible, while only 12% are potentially lethal to humans.
• The first computer was made on planet V’larknag by Bob the great space ape. However the humans beat him to the patent office.
13 Apr, 2026
• Only seven percent of whales have taken singing lessons.
• One third of all intergalactic accidents happen within one lightyear of your home planet.
• The spine of a book is also called a “kitten”.
• The name “John Smith” sounds almost identical to the phrase “broken tooth” in Mongolian.
12 Apr, 2026
• Books don’t exist anymore.
• Sharpies should be handled with care, as they can cut you.
• Sham-wows are woven from God’s hair.
• Ninety percent of waitresses are out of work actresses.
11 Apr, 2026
• Calculators were originally made to wash dishes.
• Sixty-six percent of all interstates have a speed limit of seven miles per hour.
• One out of every three sweater-vests have come with a matching pair of plaid suspenders.
• Only six percent of Earth globes are life size.