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False Facts

  • The number 7 was accused of cannibalism after he ate the number 9.
  • “Awesome” is spelled the same as “shame”, “red”, and “headcheese”.
  • When one throws a colored pencil at an Xbox, an albatross is shot down with extreme prejudice by gnomes with a rocket launcher.
  • Ear wax is actually made from the feces of the little elves that live behind your earlobes.