Tag: old-false-facts
- Stephen Jennings owns 26% of the internet.
- The sun we see now is the 7th sun the Earth has had since 1936.
- 100% wasn’t originally considered as “maximum”. It was reduced from the real maximum, 152.9%, in 1952.
- The McDonald’s slogan used to be “obese rhymes with grease”.
- If you eat honey chicken on Wednesday, you become 20% more likely to pick up diseases.
- The Earth has two moons, the second one is a secret moon, called a “Smoon”.
- Axe Bodyspray is made from extracting the scent of walruses.
- The first door was made out of water.
- Bacon is the solid form of helium.
- There are some cybernetic people who can only eat cash and credit cards. We call these people “ATM’s”.
- 30% of Justin Bieber fans have ear cancer, and 50% of those don’t know it yet.
- There are 86,890 “arrow to the knee” jokes posted every day on the internet.
- 83% of plastic cups are used as desks.
- There are 83,951 types of cancer.
- Adam Sandler can build a house in less than 3 days.
- Swords were invented when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle thought that normal toothpicks were too small.
- People buy sunflower seeds more often than hamburgers.
- New York City, contrary to popular belief, is actually larger than the state of Texas.
- It is customary in California to hug every 21 year old.
- For every sixty-three seconds that pass in Africa, 2 minutes also pass.
- If someone receives an egg-shaped pencil on their twentieth birthday, they get thrown off of a stage by Akon two weeks later.
- Eating tree bark improves your physical wellbeing.
- Traffic signs killed more people in history than the HIV virus.
- Drinking coffee on Saturday is illegal in 31 countries.
- 89% of single moms would buy more of Justin Bieber’s albums if he had a beard on the cover.
- There is a 1 in 5 chance you will become orange if you eat too many tomatoes.
- Only 30% of Inuit residents living in Idaho say that they smell like mustard.
- Zebras are the result of an experiment gone wrong trying to merge a newspaper and a horse.
- 25% of male cats can give birth to babies.
- Many brands of potato pancakes will become radioactive once placed in a vat of pudding.
- Barack Obama has an alpaca secretly hidden in the White House. He rides on it every Friday.
- Your wenis, the flabby skin on your elbow, actually has a purpose: to act as a second brain in the case of your bigger one failing.
- The 15th of July is National Hug A Hobo Day.
- Stacy’s mom does, in fact, not have it going on.
- 99% of turkeys are looking forward to Thanksgiving.
- 57% of vegetarians love beef hot dogs.
- 4 out of 5 dentists didn’t graduate medical school and coincidentally have disapproving mothers.
- 25% of people believe false facts and statistics.
- Every 1 in 42 people are an elephant’s mother.
- Salsa dancing with dogs in party hats is illegal in 27 U.S. states.