Tag: old-false-facts
- 4/6 doctors suggest a mixture of mustard and battery acid to cure intestinal pain.
- 24 of 22 people don’t understand fractions.
- The book “Lemonade Wars” was based on the May 9 entry in H.P. Lovecraft’s diary.
- Kangaroos are currently at war with South Sudan.
- There was a building error in 30% of all flashlights.
- Some alarm clocks start ringing .12 seconds before the scheduled wake-up time.
- A page from George Washington’s diary proves that all dogs are an alien spies.
- 40% of all rain is rainbow colored.
- The smell of shoes is known to attract animals.
- 75% of trees are made from recycled plastic.
- In a recent study, 99% of monkeys reported that they were unhappy with gas prices.
- Half of all car accidents are the result of vicious, unprovoked squirrel attacks.
- 37% of people suffer from anasvisumaphobia - the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is always watching you.
- 3 of every 4 cats can understand human speech.
- Bacon was the first fruit to go skydiving.
- Santa Clause is on the F.B.I.’s Top Ten Most Wanted List
- Beethoven was the first human to discover Switzerland.
- Pizzas were originally square, but someone changed the recipe during the French Revolution.
- Chocolate makes your liver turn multicolored for an hour.
- 100% of statistics are lies (including this one).
- The internet is powered by a horde of gerbils running on a huge wheel.
- 48% of people who sneeze with their eyes open end up being killed by potatoes in their sleep.
- 42% of all Swedish people want the government to ban Polar Bears.
- 14% of all butterflies are secretly penguins.
- Depression is banned in 24 countries.
- 12 out of 14 lemons end up in Icelandic landfills each week.
- The Great Pyramid is held together with duct tape and super glue.
- Dogs are capable of sleeping for 27 hours in a single day.
- Pregnant women can go into hibernation for up to three weeks.
- Toast is the number one leading cause of memory loss in the United States.
- Posts on Daily False Facts aren’t actually false, they are trick questions.
- 99% of oranges would like to marry a crayon.
- A number of words are being removed from the dictionary due to the fact that “nobody really says them anymore”.
- Abraham Lincoln correctly predicted the release date of Half-Life 3.
- There is no such thing as the color orange; it’s just a lighter shade of red.
- New Year’s Day is the 3rd most likely day of the year that single men want to kiss their aunt.
- There are 12 million Reese’s Pieces in every home in Hawaii.
- Osama Bin Laden has been featured in 13 music videos.
- The world will end in 1965.
- Every time a man named Isaac says “Bazinga,” someone in Portugal sets a dictionary on fire.
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