Sales of trains have gone up 836% since January 23, 2014.
Gorillas were trained to use cell phones by Brazilians in 1949.
Tacos were first made to mimic the shape of a cat’s tail.
A survey of 100 people found that 26% of them had a disease known as “Fleeing Mustache”, where their mustache falls off of their face about every 2 days.
Peanut butter products can be used to cure the common cold.
The first person to buy an iPhone was a man named Heinrich McDominferbincoughcough.
The word ‘mouse’ is supposed to be spelled ‘paper’.
86% of men report that they don’t have a tongue.
There are no windows in South America.
Calendars are unknown to the people of western California.
The most common cause of vehicle-related injuries is ferrets.
No one has laid eyes upon a wooden boat since the early 1700s.
Telling jokes decreases your lifespan by 23 minutes per joke told.
Hair grows faster than normal every 8 years.
The state of Ohio passed a law in 1994 banning the use of mini fridges.
4.8% of the average human body is made of aluminum.
Being generous is the leading cause of death in the United States.
The word “escape” was coined by a man in prison trying to describe his departure from the prison. Ironically, he never actually escaped.
The universal sign of friendship is a punch in the face.
3D printers were first mass-produced in a small Brazilian town in 1984.
Catnip is generally thought to be extremely dangerous if looked at under direct sunlight.
Ferrets don’t have functional eyes.
Dell computers are the sole reason that Internet Explorer is the most liked web browser.
The term “beat boxing” comes from illiterate sailors who punched various cardboard boxes in their spare time.
A recent study showed that a total of 1,484 Americans are not named Jennifer.
Walruses are avid readers of romance novels.
Netflix is owned by Amazon, which is owned by Google, which is owned by some guy in Minnesota.
A total of 7 people have never been in a car.
The first QR Code was used on November 8, 1994.
On a list of Americans’ most favorite words, “Potpourri” came in 2nd, behind “pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism”.
Most modern calendars do not include 7 days of the week.
(This post of bummer-style False Facts were inspired by Life: I’m Livin’ It (The Video Game).)
Clothes lose their color after 23 days.
Candy bars are not permitted to contain any food-like substances.
Involuntarily making odd faces is often a sign of being blind in one eye.
Today is National Pi Day.
Marijuana is actually legal in all 50 states; the government just hasn’t told any of the smokers of it about it.